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Nadler poops his pants | C-SPAN.org
Jerry Nadler poops his pants and waddles off the stage
Medieval Satire – The Nymph’s Reply to the Shepherd
“The Nymph’s Reply to the Shepherd” (1600), by Sir Walter Raleigh, is a poem that responds to and parodies the poem “The Passionate Shepherd to His Love” (1599) by Christopher Marlowe. Marlowe’s “Passionate Shepherd”, who beckons his Love to “Come live with me”, gets a reply. In her reply, the Nymph presents her rejection of the shepherd’s courtship for a life of pastoral idyll.
Source: The Nymph’s Reply to the Shepherd – Wikipedia
If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd’s tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Time drives the flocks from field to fold
When Rivers rage and Rocks grow cold,
And Philomel becometh dumb;
The rest complains of cares to come.
The flowers do fade, and wanton fields
To wayward winter reckoning yields;
A honey tongue, a heart of gall,
Is fancy’s spring, but sorrow’s fall.
Thy gowns, thy shoes, thy beds of roses,
Thy cap, thy kirtle, and thy posies
Soon break, soon wither, soon forgotten:
In folly ripe, in reason rotten.
Thy belt of straw and Ivy buds,
Thy coral clasps and amber studs,
All these in me no means can move
To come to thee and be thy love.
But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
New Zealand Radio Host Laughs Hysterically At Climate Activist
A radio host laughs hysterically at New Zealand-based climate activist Izzy Cook during an on-air interview for saying people shouldn’t fly to destinations like Fiji during the “climate crisis” and then revealed she herself flew to Fiji earlier for vacation.
Source: New Zealand Radio Host Laughs Hysterically At Climate Activist – Anthony Brian Logan