Procter & Gamble Halftime Contest Awards Full Tuition To Any Student Who Can Eat Entire Line Of Company’s Products

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CINCINNATI—In a new corporate partnership with the NCAA, Procter & Gamble unveiled a football halftime contest this week that awarded full tuition to any student who could eat an entire line of the company’s products. “Contestants will start with paper products and work their way through hair care, skin care, feminine…

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